cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via lizardboyprince)

nabinabiart:

oKAY here are my old arts which I drew around this time of last year.. I did like them back then…
There are Prussia in hussar uniform, Bavaria in  Prince Alfons of Bavaria’s outfit and Saxony in Prince Georg of Saxony’s outfit 
Basically I just wanted to draw the uniform

I did try to include Hesse but I couldnt find good ref, so yeah…

(via zerzs)

  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."

— A novel written by me. (via codyduong)

(Source: princessariel2323, via aurawesome)

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse, via evora-eriu-mclaggen)

starfleetbabe:

ive had a crush on goth rogue since i was 12

starfleetbabe:

ive had a crush on goth rogue since i was 12